HOW TO DETECT A PLAYER

of course in your everyday life,you'll bump into them the most obnoxious made up species on earth a.k.a players but we'll end up falling into their trap.they give us heartbreaks and make us feel like we're a bunch of worthless shit.so girls to avoid them,we have to sense their existence first.how do we detect them?we've listed down their characteristics.im sure youre probably familiar with some of these,but its a reminder to all of you guys if you spotted half of these signs,we advice you to shut all contacts from them and run as far as you can.so girls,get your player radar on!

-HE'S A SWEET TALKER

we all know players number one tactic to get into the girls panties is fishing the girls with all the compliments they can give.if you get more than 10 compliments in less than 10 minutes by a guy-girl,i think its obvious this guy just wanna bed you. contoh2 ayat sweet talker= "i pernah bgtau tak u ni cantik sebelum ni/you mmg hot la.mesti lelaki2 lain sume jealous skrg sbb i tgh lepak ngn u/tipu la u tkde bf.u hot kot takkan tkde bf/bla bla bla (yg tk habis2 cakap pompuan tu hot/cantik/gorgeous bagai bulan.)what's more,if you're angry with him,he knows the right time to whisper those beautiful sweet words to your ears,and the next thing you know,he already got you falling into his trap.

-HE'S ALWAYS OUT OF REACH

you try to call him,he's not answering,and if you text him,it takes him ages to reply to your messages.this is a strong warning that this guy is dating more than 5 girls at a time.why's he not answering his phone?he's probably with his 4th mistress.he'll definitely give you 12 reasons why he didnt pick up your calls.paling femes,-oh i was in a meeting with a client just now.busy skit.BULLSHIT.and it doesnt take an einstein to figure out how to reply a message. he's probably the champion in "who types the fastest message" contest.

3)HE HAS A LOT OF FRIENDS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX

take this into account girls.only players (and gay men) has a lot of female friends.because these female friends of his is his captive.or almost his captive.or girls he's trying to pursue or he'd been with.when youre together,you both will bump into his female friends a lot.and when you asked,he's definitely gonna answer oh we're just friends.example-"oh ala liza tu kawan je.gi minum je ngn dia.tkde ape2 la i ngn dia."HIGHLIGHT the word takde ape2.usually the word takde ape2 means there is something going on.true fax.

4)HE'S A COMPULSIVE LIAR.(BIG TIME)

a compulsive liar will usually lie over the smallest things but later forgets what he or she lied later.try asking him something that happened awhile ago for example when he told you he was on a business trip.if what he told you now is not exactly what he told you before,player radar is beeping.

There are also plenty other signs you should be aware of. Because some players can really camouflage themselves just like how those sexy army dudes do in the forests. But hey, even those troopers get shot to death. So like the old malay saying goes, sepandai-pandai tupai melompat, akhirnya jatuh ke tanah juga. So these other signs can be really vague, can also change from one person to another, but to sum a few things up, here are the signs :

- HE IS ALWAYS CHARMING
A natural born player has the charms. Whatever he says, they're all good. He knows how to make you laugh. Even when you're upset about what he did, he'll know where to tickle you so you can forget about whatever you're pissed of. Hey bimbo, do not fall for it. If you're pissed about something, get it solved. Players do not like confrontations. They'll do anything to let it fade like smoke. And all old wise men and women say, "Dont take your troubles to bed". And even though this advice applies to married couples, it doesn't matter. It already shows what kinda guy he is by not taking what you feel seriously. He'll probably end up like one of those guys who will take ALL the troubles to bed and not get his life sorted out, let alone you.

- HE HAS TWO CELLPHONES/TWO PHONE LINES.
Come on now, we wouldn't really know if a person has more than one phone line, am I right? But this applies to MOST players. Whether discovered or not, most of them rely on more than one telephone line. One for sweet girl, the other for Ms. Slutty. If he's so terror, another one for Bondage Queen and the other one for Housewife Material. Take the time to find out if he has more than one phone. AND THIS INCLUDES HIS OFFICE PHONE. You'll never know if he uses that for phone sex with somebody else.

- HE RARELY SPENDS TIME WITH YOU
Ya know, it doesn't matter if you've known him all your life or if you've just hooked up one second ago. If he starts saying he's busy and you barely know him already, he might be up to no good. Some players are really wonderful in planning their strategy. It may sound like he's in the office or at his auntie's place or he's out with his guy friends having teh tarik. But bottom line is, if he's not spending much time with you, he's just not interested. Or, like the famous book turned into a movie... He's Just Not That Into You. For all you know, he's back home fucking a chicken and he's more aroused by that than being with you. To me, that's a player. A sick player. But that's just an example. Hey, players don't really know what they want. Why waste your time over a guy who can't even decide whether it's you or another person, or the chicken.

- HANDPHONE BEHAVIOUR
If you start to feel like his cellphone is your one and only true rival, then all I can say is, trust your gut. Ya know there are some couples who respect privacy and all that jiggy, well babes.... sometimes some men can really abuse those kind of priviledge if you aren't nosy enough. I'm not suggesting you become a possessive bitch, obsessed about him like he's God. But if his cellphone keeps beeping or ringing, demand some respect. Ask him who is it calling. If he says it's his client, why would a client call him after office hours. A client can be his scandal too anyway. And if he starts answering these calls away from you, be a little more aware. Also note that if his cellphone DOESN'T RING AT ALL whenever he's with you, he might have another phone line. Go check it out.our advice,though its not advisable,we advice you girls if you have the chance to check his phone when he's not around,JUST DO IT.it tells you a lot what that guy is really like.

- HE DOESN'T SHOP WITH YOU
Well... some players will shop with you. But we all know some guys who just cannot make himself to share his life with another person. A guy who shops on his own most of the time are those kinda guys who will remain a bachelor for life. He doesn't trust you to go shopping with him. His excuse? He's afraid you'll get bored. If he really wants you, he will insist you share whatever it is with him, and go fuck yourself if you're bored. He wants YOU to be there. But if he shops alone, he just isn't ready to commit fully.

- HE WONT COMMIT
Now how do we know if he isn't ready to commit? Simple. He just isn't proud enough to be with you. This comes in all shapes and patterns. Some players WILL introduce you to his friends. But maybe his friends know that you and him are only "friends with benefits". But the downside to it, his facebook or myspace or friendster reads single. Available. He might have pictures of you with him. But he doesn't state sentences that show you are involved. A guy who wont commit will tell you that you're the queen of his heart, but yeah... it's just that. You may be the Queen of his heart, but you're not good enough for him to be called his girlfriend. And oh, looks like you're the only one who knows your the queen of his heart. But other girls think they have the chance to be his queen because he never told anyone about this queen.

These are just basic signs that you will get when you know a player.players these day can be more creative in hiding their player ways.sometimes we do get these signs but we tend to forget and blind ourselves because we are completely smitten by them.be alert and remind yourself always when you encountered these signs.either you leave them or hey,two can play the game.we all know that girls are better liars and an expert when it comes to cover our own shit.right girls?

What's The Deal With The World These Days

Have you ever come across a blog where the author writes about her personal life up to a point where you feel disgusted?

Here are the Basic Rules of writing personal blogs. These rules are not certified by any authorities. It's just simple rules that everyone, as humans with brains, should already know. Because if, by any chance, you don't keep to these rules, and if your blog suddenly becomes "famous".... it will backfire on you.

If you are married, do not write about your husband's flaws. Or whatever your husband did for the day. Or if your husband changed tyres, ate biscuits, came home late, or any other personal stuff of his behalf, just don't write it. Imagine if your husband has his own blog, and he wrote about what you wore, how you seduced him to have sex and all that, won't you feel a little embarassed?

If you are not married but are attached to someone, do not post whatever love letters he wrote to you. He wrote that letter for YOU. Expects you to read it PERSONALLY. And not for the world to see how soppy and romantic he is. Guys don't wanna look like pussies. We all know guys can be cowards, pussies and everything else the world think as "negative" aka to the feminine side of life. The thing is, being a softie is not a bad thing. And being in touch with the feminine side is not a bad thing at all. It's just that the world doesn't like to know how you and your guy go soft towards each other. It's a PERSONAL MATTER. "Soft" things are meant to be sacred, exclusive and shared together, so that's why it's special. NOT SHARING YOUR RELATIONSHIP STORIES TO THE WORLD. Nobody wants to be with either of you. So nobody wants to know. And if they want to know, it's because they wanna LAUGH AT YOU.

If you like to post photos of yourself, please don't do it excessively. Excessively meaning, you are so obsessed with yourself. The only backfire you will get is people would say your everyday life is all about showing what you did for the day. Even stupid things like smoking shisha, going for a dumbass stupid dinner at a stupid place, or just a simple you-have-no-life-so-all-you-did-for-the-day-is-photograph-yourself-in-your-pathetic-room so that you can post your ugly face on the Net, in hope that someday people will discover you. If you're pretty, it's okay. But even a pretty face will find enemies through doing this, because people just love to hate you if you're pretty. The only thing you'll get is you're pretty, but you're shallow, and you have no interest but yourself, so that's why you have no idea what else to talk about in your blog but yourself. And so... conclusion, NOBODY TAKES YOU SERIOUSLY.

If you feel you are just a simple-simple nobody, do not do any of the above as well. Because a nobody nobody is an easier target. Muka kampung, dressing mcm kimak, muka girlfriend mcm sial, muka boyfriend mcm nak kena pelempang, all of this will be directed to you. Doesn't matter behind your back, or in your face. When you go out shopping, strangers who read your blog will notice you, and they'll somewhat tell other people "hey I read that person's blog. what a joke. you should check it out." Result is... laugh of the town. You're now famous because you're a nobody, and trying to be somebody, and failed miserably.

But if you want to write a blog, write something "intelligent". Or twisted. Not intelligent as in LITERALLY intelligent. Just so-called intelligent/interesting. Something disturbing is fine too. Such as this blog. A hate blog is disturbing. But maybe it's a good disturbing. Because there are other sides to every story. Nobody hates a hateblog. People will say they hate it, but they'll read it anyway. It's a love and hate thing. If you want to write about anything else besides yourself, all the better. People wanna learn something. Not learn about you. Unless you're a real celebrity, you have the right to write about yourself. Because celebrities are often misunderstood. But still, whatever written in a blog can be bullshit. I can write about anything here, saying I'm this and that. But in real life, I might just steal your girlfriend, snort cocaine, live in a hut or anything else completely opposite from what I wrote. The internet is a joke. Don't take yourself too seriously. Being self obsessed exposing yourself in the internet will just make you another joke.

And if you're smart enough, you'll discover that this post is not about bashing you. Think harder. It's about helping you from embarassment.