fuckbuddy or girlfriend?

i was just about to start going out with this guy.lets call him 23.We were just about to get to know each other,then somehow news travelled fast.everybody founds out and all the stories about him fucking this bitch and that bitch and how he's an asshole a jerk a bastard came out and reached my ears.


instead of wanting to punch that guy,i actually felt sorry for him.just because he's a GUY,he didnt want any commitment from them,he just wanted to fuck them,he was called an asshole a jerk or a bastard.he wasnt in a relationship.that would be a different case.i did the same thing he did.i slept with a few guys but i never wanted any commitments from them.but no one called me a bastard or an asshole or even a slut.in my case most people actually thought,"okay ,there must be a reason why this girl wont have any commitment from those guys.maybe those guys are jerks."see?



In general,nowadays i've noticed that guys have to make their point clear whether they just wanna hangout with a girl with no strings attached or they do wanna get to know her better who knows it can lead to somewhere before anything happens.i find it fine as long as it is not misleading.if you just wanna fuck them,then DONT take them to lunch dinner or call them every fucking day or take them to meet your parents.okay dinner is fine because you dont wanna be hungry before the main session starts.if she's a fuckbuddy,then she's a fuckbuddy meaning she is for fucking only.not to help you find those skinny jeans for an upcoming dj event.if you do that,most girls(NOT ALL)somehow they will think that whatever is going on between both of you,it is LEADING to somewhere.


but if you asked me,i'd rather be called a bastard than a slut.

You Think Your Thick Make Up Can Cover Your Ugly Face?

Bitches & Assholes,

Notice that I did not say Hello? Good.

I do not feel the need for any introductions, but aside to the Admin,
thank you for inviting me as one of your guest writers.

Yes, it's flattering,
Because I have my own point of view about today's world of which I'd like to share in this blog,
But,
It does not change the fact that you guys suck as well.

Don't let me find you.

You know you love me.
XOXO.

CLEO'S ELIGIBLE BACHELORS 2009

we've already knew the result who won cleo's most eligible bachelor.and the winner as expected won the title.maybe he won because he was shirtless in the photo(and those sixpack sure helped)and his face is well recognized especially in the entertainment industry.nonetheless,even though the competition ended a few days ago,we still have a few words to say about the candidates.

we selected more than 20 candidates for this post.Most of them looked heavily photoshopped in these pictures so dont be fooled because we've seen half of these guys here IRL.

Zakie Jaafar
Minus the huge forehead,we'd still bang him.

Zed Zaidi
He needs to lose weight.that shirt looked too tight on him.

Tony Leo Selvaraj
The afro DOES NOT work on him.and you can see those foundation is uneven.Reminds us of Krusty the clown.i just realized he looked like michael jackson in his thriller days but with an afro.y/n?

Subi Design
We wont deny this guy is good looking but we think he tweezed his eyebrow(and probably his goatie as well) a little too much that he looked a bit peter andre-esque.

Sheikh Gadaffi
GAY.

Sharnaaz Ahmad
With those sexy smile,you can't say no to this guy.

Rueben Thevandran
AF reject.CLEO reject.

Ruben Kelvin
The type of guy you bring back home to meet your parents.Your parents will love him.

Renesh Kumair Nair
NO.just NO.

Nor Adlysyam
We simply chose him because his shirt is so in right now.

Mohamed Falliq
A guy who straightened his hair is as faggot as pete wentz.

Michael Elfwing
This guy is definitely as attractive as his name.he looked like Zakie Jaafar though.they have the same forehead.

Liew Kah Hoong
Leng Chai without a doubt.plus those sixpack,a definite drool.but his sixpack looked photoshopped.his nipples looked kind of blurry.

Joakin Bengtsson
He's hot for a bald guy.(okay he's not that bald.whatever) but those hairchest has got to go.

Jai Kinkela
DELICIOUS.and look at those biceps.Yummay.

Ham Abdullah
Indah khabar dari rupa.

Christopher Solis Chen
This picture is just so wrong in so many levels.He looks geeky but he's shirtless and he has a tattoo but no sixpack.and riding a bike?uhhhh..

Bambang Sustrino
Whoever put Sophie Juliana Evans as his dreamgirl should not be on cleo's eligible bachelor list.Down to earth?She's a downright bitch.

Azri Wan Jaafar
A guy who is creative (He's a creative director) will always be on our list.creative is SEXY.

Henry Golding
The winner of Cleo's most eligible bachelor.
Those fuckable body,sexy eyes,delicious lips,need we say more?He deserved the title.But those tats on his shoulders are questionable though.

Jeans KETAT!

Hi. Im Jaems Din. James Dean versi malaya. Tak hensem mcm James Dean pun...Tapi adela manis tu sket. Manis melayu org kate. Kui kui kui..

Aku cuma nak katela,sekarang banyak sgt org pakai jeans ketat2 berwarna terang2.Rimas aku tengok. Jangan salah faham. Aku pun ada jeans ketat.Nak mat salleh sikit....skinnie jeans lah. Nasib aku kurus. Pakai pun takde lah teruk. Cuma skinnie jeans aku, tak berwarna terang. Dan kalau aku gemuk ataupun peha aku besar, aku takkan pakai skinnie jeans. Takde sape selera kang kalau mata tu dah naik dari kasut aku,pegi ke lutut aku,pegi ke peha, last sekali ko tau la kemana. Otak manusia terus akan terbayang package aku. Aku sendiri geli. Perempuan ok la. Sket. Cuma kaler terang2 tu, aku sendiri rasa diorg terkejal. Setau aku di London, society Nu-Rave kat sana (yg dressing terang-benderang) ni kene ban dari masuk sesetengah kelab. Sebab diorg mcm sampahkan rave scene kat sana. Betul ke tidak? Aku tak tau.Kawan mat salleh aku yg cakap. Aku tak mat salleh. Aku melayu. Melayu James Dean.

Terima kasih kerana invite aku blog disini.

A Big Hello

Hello. I have been invited to post here.As I have been told,this blog is open to any kind of topics. Moderators of this blog will send out invites to any bloggers they feel eligible to write - ppl who they feel are opinionated, have something to say,and prefer to be generic.It is my pleasure to be here. I have my own blog,but I wont tell. heehe.And to all you bloggers out there esp those in Malaysia, you might be one of us someday. But its entirely up to you whether you want to join or not. Like me, I chose to join.I do not know any of these authors.But as I have been told, we all have our own roles.I wont tell what our roles are.You will be able to identify our character based on our writing.Basically my post will be in bahasa rojak.Melayu campur English.Or just Melayu.Or just English.I am surprised by how many bloggers have already joined in the list...just WAITING to write something.So I will take my time to figure out what I should write abt later.But for my first post,I would like to say Hello to everyone. And to everyone who have joined,thank you for inviting me. It is my honor.

How To Detect A Gold Digger

Just like you and me, every guy has come across Gold Diggers, be it your friends or someone you just knew at the pub/restaurant/mall/mamak/school/office. Gold Diggers are basically associated with women. This may sound bias. There are male Gold Diggers but it seems that women fit the bill better because the norm is that a man must provide for a woman. And it seems like no matter how women fight for their equal rights in society, they'll still prefer to keep this tradition just so they don't have to work as hard as men.

It will make me sound like a loser to say this, but it is not easy to look for the right girl. This is fact. Fussy men have reasons. Maybe players also have solid reasons why they can't makeup their mind. Especially when we're living in the city like KL. Some girls here can be very modern. Some are just unsure. They want to be modern, but they're stuck with their shallow ways. Gold Diggers are pretty much the latter. They want to be respected, want to have equal rights, want to blah blah blah blah, it makes me sick to my stomach because when they start to get to know guys, they become desperate and needy. Worst still, they start becoming LAZY, trying to DIG FOR THE GOLD instead of doing the equal thing - earning their own money and sharing it with us.

So how do we detect Gold Diggers? It is pretty much easy. All men know what Gold Diggers are. It's just up to the guys whether they just wanna play along or leave. Being jerks, we prefer to play along. So we can shove some meat up for them gals. We know you want it. So what are Gold Diggers? They might just be you. They are :

THE GIRLS WHO MAY BE DRESSY
Gold Diggers are known to have some skill. The skill of seducing men. Or is it, we men are just too visual to fall for dressy women. It doesn't matter. But Gold Diggers are basically well dressed lasses. Because in order to get a big fish, the bait should be deserving. And they know that. But not all gold diggers are dressy. Some can even look as ugly as your common makcik jual kacang tepi jalan. But they have their ways of going about their looks. But we usually keep an eye on the dressy ones. Especially the one's who have hair like it's been set up in the movie Hairspray starring John Travolta. And we're careful of them. Not that we don't know what they might be up to.

THE GIRLS WHO MAY BE EASY
For a girl to be easy, she may have her own reasons. But reason number ONE for a Gold Digger is when she knows we have the Benjamins. The Moolahs. The Greens. The Ka-Ching. The MONEY. Some girls are easy because they simply like the guy. Because of the guy's fame, or popularity, or because of his personality. If the girl is easy on us even if we don't have the money, she might just not be a Gold Digger. But if we drive a slick CAR, and we take them to a nice restaurant, or buy them expensive things, and all this are done without her even knowing us completely, and she becomes easy, we sort of have the Gold Digger Radar on. But we'll play along. Just so we can sleep with her.

THE GIRLS WHO MAY TAKE US OUT SHOPPING MORE OFTEN THAN SHE SHOULD
Gold Diggers like to "jalan-jalan". Kononnya that's a way to bond. Most girls like to jalan-jalan. But Gold Diggers have a real annoying habit. When they take us window shopping, they'll hint at us about how nice it would be if she can get that Dior shoes, or that stupid Coach bag, or some trash looking designer top. She'll hint at us hoping we'll get it for her. And if we can afford it, of course we'll get it for her. Just so we can sleep with her.

THE GIRLS WHO MAY NOT EAT AT MAMAK STALLS
This is one thing I thought was not real. But it seems like it's starting to become real. Some Gold Diggers of the lower class of Gold Diggers dont mind sitting down at a mamak stall. But the more expert ones arent afraid to show how fussy they are by saying they are afraid the water at mamak stalls are not clean enough. Or whatever bullshit they can come up with. The environment, the weather, the poeple, whatever reason they can make up, they'll say it. Those are "high end" Gold Diggers. For lads who aren't rich enough, they might not be able to cope. But for a lad as rich as I am, I'll play along. Just so I can sleep with her.

THE GIRLS WHO EXCESSIVELY CRITICIZE ANOTHER GIRLS CLOTHING - ESP THE BRAND
This usually becomes apparent after knowing a Gold Digger after for some time. Sometimes they can be a friend. Sometimes they can unfortunately be the girl a guy is dating. Either way, it is very unattractive. Especially if the person she is criticizing looks alright, although not wearing designer labels. But Gold Diggers will never say another girl looks alright, especially if she's not carrying an LV bag, or walking in a Jimmy Choo shoes. Gold Diggers know NOTHING but things that are superficial. Just like themselves. Especially if the stuff they wear aren't things they bought themselves. But because they got it from some other guys.

THE GIRLS WHO MAY WEAR FAKE OR REAL DESIGNER LABELS
Just like the above, a Gold Digger will want to make it clear she is high maintenance. She will go the distance to send out messages to her preys, telling them "this is me, if you think you are up for it, then you can approach me". I, of course, have all the money and experience I have to approach these ladies. Because if they happen to be wearing FAKES, it makes my job a lot more easier. If what they wear are things they bought second hand or for a cheap price, it still makes my job easy. But if they're wearing the real deal, hey, I'll still play along. Because the girl looks good to fuck. But maybe not too good to keep.

THE GIRLS WHO INSIST THE GUY PAYS FOR EVERYTHING
Gold Diggers have no mercy. Even for a small amount of money, they'll insist you do all the paying. At certain times, guys like me will pretend to forget where we place our wallet. So it takes a little time for us to look for it. A good girl will offer to pay first. As a gentlemen to ladies who have respect for themselves and to me, I will give her money back when I have found my wallet. But for Gold Diggers, she'll wait till you find that wallet. And if you keep on pretending to not remember where your wallet is, she'll HELP YOU look for it. Whereas her wallet is in her bag. It's either she's not in our league because she has no money or credit card to help pay first, or she's just a Gold Digger. Some Gold Diggers don't even deserve to be Gold Diggers. Because they behave like they're rich. But the truth is, they're not. This problem, is not difficult to notice. Of course we notice. We just pretend not to. Just because we wanna sleep with them.

At the end of the day, Gold Diggers usually end up with some old fart. Or some guy who will just end up keeping her, but he'll start eye-ing for another girl. A girl more sincere. More real. A girl with more respect for herself. And a girl who respects herself will respect a guy who will take care of her if she deserves it. A guy like me. But don't worry. I have no problem looking for a girl. Money is everything these days. Especially in a society where women are getting much more superficial.

Ada Apa Dengan Poyo

I think Malaysians (mostly people who live in the city) have been plagued by a certain kind of mental illness. It's not literally an illness but it's definitely *mental* in some way. This penyakit is called penyakit trying-too-hard. It looks like everybody's trying so hard to look rich. I am not sure if it's because of peer pressure or because their parents never taught them any sense of substance. Banyak cara diorg try nak nampak kaya. Clothes, cars, house, shoes, bags etc etc. But mainly, it's all about BRANDING.

It's pretty okay if they brand themselves with WHAT they are, WHO they are as a person. But everybody's parading around with someone else's name on their bodies. Louis Vuitton (pronounced as *Loo-EE VUEE-tow* for all you posers who don't even know how to mention the name correctly) , Gucci, Prada, Armani, CK, Ralph Lauren for instance. These are labels that I can easily call overrated names (but not overrated quality) that most wannabes are familiar with. There are hundreds other designer labels I would like to mention here but let's just stick with these few names.

Now, for all you wannabe's, please don't go prancing around raving how much you're bidding for that out-of-date Prada handbag. Or how much you're eyeing on this Armani sandals/slippers or shoes that are actually considered the cheapest ass item you can grab in the pret-a-porter outlet. You can brag to your friends, but don't torture the people you're not close with. It doesn't create an impression. It only creates nausea. Nobody is interested in what you're gonna buy. Unless the other person is a wannabe like you.

If you're really not a wannabe, you shouldn't be afraid to show what designer label you buy. The real deal people will know their game. And they won't go TERKINJA-KINJA trying to make a statement that they belong in that posh group. They already are. They don't HAVE to say anything. They walk into the room, it's already in them. Top to toe. They open their mouth and you know they are class. The assistants at the stores are already familiar with them. People in that society are already familiar with them. They are at the right place. So that's why they don't behave like you posers. And real deal gals who wear real deal clothes can snap their fingers and just buy Emanuel Ungaro anytime of the year without having to count the cents they make each month. You posers who have to starve and stay at home just to buy some ugly auntie-auntie looking bag should just try harder if you wanna fit into that society, or don't try at all.Because you will lose in the end. In my case, you will never be in that league if you keep on with that behaviour. Obsessed about the aesthetics but no substance at all. Sooner or later, you'll be found out, and nobody would wanna associate with you. A Fake. Maybe that 1 or 2 clothing item of yours aren't fake. But sadly, YOU ARE THE FAKE.

And that is the worst branding of all.

This goes out to other people who are also brand crazy over OTHER things besides clothes. The main point is, if you're too brand conscious NOTHING gets out of you. The things you use are supposed to compliment you. Meaning you already have a personality or a skill at first. THEN these things are supposed to enhance your personality or skills. But if you don't have any brains from the start, whatever you choose or wear will not have chemistry with your body, and it will all look so wrong. Your first impression might sound power, but as time goes by, or worst still, for experts, they'll get to sniff you. And they'll know it's all just for show. You'll end up at square one. Stupid shit salary, and keep on starving to death just to buy all those expensive things you actually cannot afford. But hey, you wont admit it. Not even to yourself. In denial. Here's a lesson from all us career and financially wise people. GET A GRIP. Especially to all you kiddy poo's who just got a job or are still using your parents' money.

FAKE ASS. And just so you know, the bag above is a fake. Just like you wannabe's. You may look alright, but your insides will wear out pretty soon.

HOW TO DETECT A PLAYER

of course in your everyday life,you'll bump into them the most obnoxious made up species on earth a.k.a players but we'll end up falling into their trap.they give us heartbreaks and make us feel like we're a bunch of worthless shit.so girls to avoid them,we have to sense their existence first.how do we detect them?we've listed down their characteristics.im sure youre probably familiar with some of these,but its a reminder to all of you guys if you spotted half of these signs,we advice you to shut all contacts from them and run as far as you can.so girls,get your player radar on!

-HE'S A SWEET TALKER

we all know players number one tactic to get into the girls panties is fishing the girls with all the compliments they can give.if you get more than 10 compliments in less than 10 minutes by a guy-girl,i think its obvious this guy just wanna bed you. contoh2 ayat sweet talker= "i pernah bgtau tak u ni cantik sebelum ni/you mmg hot la.mesti lelaki2 lain sume jealous skrg sbb i tgh lepak ngn u/tipu la u tkde bf.u hot kot takkan tkde bf/bla bla bla (yg tk habis2 cakap pompuan tu hot/cantik/gorgeous bagai bulan.)what's more,if you're angry with him,he knows the right time to whisper those beautiful sweet words to your ears,and the next thing you know,he already got you falling into his trap.

-HE'S ALWAYS OUT OF REACH

you try to call him,he's not answering,and if you text him,it takes him ages to reply to your messages.this is a strong warning that this guy is dating more than 5 girls at a time.why's he not answering his phone?he's probably with his 4th mistress.he'll definitely give you 12 reasons why he didnt pick up your calls.paling femes,-oh i was in a meeting with a client just now.busy skit.BULLSHIT.and it doesnt take an einstein to figure out how to reply a message. he's probably the champion in "who types the fastest message" contest.

3)HE HAS A LOT OF FRIENDS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX

take this into account girls.only players (and gay men) has a lot of female friends.because these female friends of his is his captive.or almost his captive.or girls he's trying to pursue or he'd been with.when youre together,you both will bump into his female friends a lot.and when you asked,he's definitely gonna answer oh we're just friends.example-"oh ala liza tu kawan je.gi minum je ngn dia.tkde ape2 la i ngn dia."HIGHLIGHT the word takde ape2.usually the word takde ape2 means there is something going on.true fax.

4)HE'S A COMPULSIVE LIAR.(BIG TIME)

a compulsive liar will usually lie over the smallest things but later forgets what he or she lied later.try asking him something that happened awhile ago for example when he told you he was on a business trip.if what he told you now is not exactly what he told you before,player radar is beeping.

There are also plenty other signs you should be aware of. Because some players can really camouflage themselves just like how those sexy army dudes do in the forests. But hey, even those troopers get shot to death. So like the old malay saying goes, sepandai-pandai tupai melompat, akhirnya jatuh ke tanah juga. So these other signs can be really vague, can also change from one person to another, but to sum a few things up, here are the signs :

- HE IS ALWAYS CHARMING
A natural born player has the charms. Whatever he says, they're all good. He knows how to make you laugh. Even when you're upset about what he did, he'll know where to tickle you so you can forget about whatever you're pissed of. Hey bimbo, do not fall for it. If you're pissed about something, get it solved. Players do not like confrontations. They'll do anything to let it fade like smoke. And all old wise men and women say, "Dont take your troubles to bed". And even though this advice applies to married couples, it doesn't matter. It already shows what kinda guy he is by not taking what you feel seriously. He'll probably end up like one of those guys who will take ALL the troubles to bed and not get his life sorted out, let alone you.

- HE HAS TWO CELLPHONES/TWO PHONE LINES.
Come on now, we wouldn't really know if a person has more than one phone line, am I right? But this applies to MOST players. Whether discovered or not, most of them rely on more than one telephone line. One for sweet girl, the other for Ms. Slutty. If he's so terror, another one for Bondage Queen and the other one for Housewife Material. Take the time to find out if he has more than one phone. AND THIS INCLUDES HIS OFFICE PHONE. You'll never know if he uses that for phone sex with somebody else.

- HE RARELY SPENDS TIME WITH YOU
Ya know, it doesn't matter if you've known him all your life or if you've just hooked up one second ago. If he starts saying he's busy and you barely know him already, he might be up to no good. Some players are really wonderful in planning their strategy. It may sound like he's in the office or at his auntie's place or he's out with his guy friends having teh tarik. But bottom line is, if he's not spending much time with you, he's just not interested. Or, like the famous book turned into a movie... He's Just Not That Into You. For all you know, he's back home fucking a chicken and he's more aroused by that than being with you. To me, that's a player. A sick player. But that's just an example. Hey, players don't really know what they want. Why waste your time over a guy who can't even decide whether it's you or another person, or the chicken.

- HANDPHONE BEHAVIOUR
If you start to feel like his cellphone is your one and only true rival, then all I can say is, trust your gut. Ya know there are some couples who respect privacy and all that jiggy, well babes.... sometimes some men can really abuse those kind of priviledge if you aren't nosy enough. I'm not suggesting you become a possessive bitch, obsessed about him like he's God. But if his cellphone keeps beeping or ringing, demand some respect. Ask him who is it calling. If he says it's his client, why would a client call him after office hours. A client can be his scandal too anyway. And if he starts answering these calls away from you, be a little more aware. Also note that if his cellphone DOESN'T RING AT ALL whenever he's with you, he might have another phone line. Go check it out.our advice,though its not advisable,we advice you girls if you have the chance to check his phone when he's not around,JUST DO IT.it tells you a lot what that guy is really like.

- HE DOESN'T SHOP WITH YOU
Well... some players will shop with you. But we all know some guys who just cannot make himself to share his life with another person. A guy who shops on his own most of the time are those kinda guys who will remain a bachelor for life. He doesn't trust you to go shopping with him. His excuse? He's afraid you'll get bored. If he really wants you, he will insist you share whatever it is with him, and go fuck yourself if you're bored. He wants YOU to be there. But if he shops alone, he just isn't ready to commit fully.

- HE WONT COMMIT
Now how do we know if he isn't ready to commit? Simple. He just isn't proud enough to be with you. This comes in all shapes and patterns. Some players WILL introduce you to his friends. But maybe his friends know that you and him are only "friends with benefits". But the downside to it, his facebook or myspace or friendster reads single. Available. He might have pictures of you with him. But he doesn't state sentences that show you are involved. A guy who wont commit will tell you that you're the queen of his heart, but yeah... it's just that. You may be the Queen of his heart, but you're not good enough for him to be called his girlfriend. And oh, looks like you're the only one who knows your the queen of his heart. But other girls think they have the chance to be his queen because he never told anyone about this queen.

These are just basic signs that you will get when you know a player.players these day can be more creative in hiding their player ways.sometimes we do get these signs but we tend to forget and blind ourselves because we are completely smitten by them.be alert and remind yourself always when you encountered these signs.either you leave them or hey,two can play the game.we all know that girls are better liars and an expert when it comes to cover our own shit.right girls?

What's The Deal With The World These Days

Have you ever come across a blog where the author writes about her personal life up to a point where you feel disgusted?

Here are the Basic Rules of writing personal blogs. These rules are not certified by any authorities. It's just simple rules that everyone, as humans with brains, should already know. Because if, by any chance, you don't keep to these rules, and if your blog suddenly becomes "famous".... it will backfire on you.

If you are married, do not write about your husband's flaws. Or whatever your husband did for the day. Or if your husband changed tyres, ate biscuits, came home late, or any other personal stuff of his behalf, just don't write it. Imagine if your husband has his own blog, and he wrote about what you wore, how you seduced him to have sex and all that, won't you feel a little embarassed?

If you are not married but are attached to someone, do not post whatever love letters he wrote to you. He wrote that letter for YOU. Expects you to read it PERSONALLY. And not for the world to see how soppy and romantic he is. Guys don't wanna look like pussies. We all know guys can be cowards, pussies and everything else the world think as "negative" aka to the feminine side of life. The thing is, being a softie is not a bad thing. And being in touch with the feminine side is not a bad thing at all. It's just that the world doesn't like to know how you and your guy go soft towards each other. It's a PERSONAL MATTER. "Soft" things are meant to be sacred, exclusive and shared together, so that's why it's special. NOT SHARING YOUR RELATIONSHIP STORIES TO THE WORLD. Nobody wants to be with either of you. So nobody wants to know. And if they want to know, it's because they wanna LAUGH AT YOU.

If you like to post photos of yourself, please don't do it excessively. Excessively meaning, you are so obsessed with yourself. The only backfire you will get is people would say your everyday life is all about showing what you did for the day. Even stupid things like smoking shisha, going for a dumbass stupid dinner at a stupid place, or just a simple you-have-no-life-so-all-you-did-for-the-day-is-photograph-yourself-in-your-pathetic-room so that you can post your ugly face on the Net, in hope that someday people will discover you. If you're pretty, it's okay. But even a pretty face will find enemies through doing this, because people just love to hate you if you're pretty. The only thing you'll get is you're pretty, but you're shallow, and you have no interest but yourself, so that's why you have no idea what else to talk about in your blog but yourself. And so... conclusion, NOBODY TAKES YOU SERIOUSLY.

If you feel you are just a simple-simple nobody, do not do any of the above as well. Because a nobody nobody is an easier target. Muka kampung, dressing mcm kimak, muka girlfriend mcm sial, muka boyfriend mcm nak kena pelempang, all of this will be directed to you. Doesn't matter behind your back, or in your face. When you go out shopping, strangers who read your blog will notice you, and they'll somewhat tell other people "hey I read that person's blog. what a joke. you should check it out." Result is... laugh of the town. You're now famous because you're a nobody, and trying to be somebody, and failed miserably.

But if you want to write a blog, write something "intelligent". Or twisted. Not intelligent as in LITERALLY intelligent. Just so-called intelligent/interesting. Something disturbing is fine too. Such as this blog. A hate blog is disturbing. But maybe it's a good disturbing. Because there are other sides to every story. Nobody hates a hateblog. People will say they hate it, but they'll read it anyway. It's a love and hate thing. If you want to write about anything else besides yourself, all the better. People wanna learn something. Not learn about you. Unless you're a real celebrity, you have the right to write about yourself. Because celebrities are often misunderstood. But still, whatever written in a blog can be bullshit. I can write about anything here, saying I'm this and that. But in real life, I might just steal your girlfriend, snort cocaine, live in a hut or anything else completely opposite from what I wrote. The internet is a joke. Don't take yourself too seriously. Being self obsessed exposing yourself in the internet will just make you another joke.

And if you're smart enough, you'll discover that this post is not about bashing you. Think harder. It's about helping you from embarassment.