How To Detect A Gold Digger

Just like you and me, every guy has come across Gold Diggers, be it your friends or someone you just knew at the pub/restaurant/mall/mamak/school/office. Gold Diggers are basically associated with women. This may sound bias. There are male Gold Diggers but it seems that women fit the bill better because the norm is that a man must provide for a woman. And it seems like no matter how women fight for their equal rights in society, they'll still prefer to keep this tradition just so they don't have to work as hard as men.

It will make me sound like a loser to say this, but it is not easy to look for the right girl. This is fact. Fussy men have reasons. Maybe players also have solid reasons why they can't makeup their mind. Especially when we're living in the city like KL. Some girls here can be very modern. Some are just unsure. They want to be modern, but they're stuck with their shallow ways. Gold Diggers are pretty much the latter. They want to be respected, want to have equal rights, want to blah blah blah blah, it makes me sick to my stomach because when they start to get to know guys, they become desperate and needy. Worst still, they start becoming LAZY, trying to DIG FOR THE GOLD instead of doing the equal thing - earning their own money and sharing it with us.

So how do we detect Gold Diggers? It is pretty much easy. All men know what Gold Diggers are. It's just up to the guys whether they just wanna play along or leave. Being jerks, we prefer to play along. So we can shove some meat up for them gals. We know you want it. So what are Gold Diggers? They might just be you. They are :

THE GIRLS WHO MAY BE DRESSY
Gold Diggers are known to have some skill. The skill of seducing men. Or is it, we men are just too visual to fall for dressy women. It doesn't matter. But Gold Diggers are basically well dressed lasses. Because in order to get a big fish, the bait should be deserving. And they know that. But not all gold diggers are dressy. Some can even look as ugly as your common makcik jual kacang tepi jalan. But they have their ways of going about their looks. But we usually keep an eye on the dressy ones. Especially the one's who have hair like it's been set up in the movie Hairspray starring John Travolta. And we're careful of them. Not that we don't know what they might be up to.

THE GIRLS WHO MAY BE EASY
For a girl to be easy, she may have her own reasons. But reason number ONE for a Gold Digger is when she knows we have the Benjamins. The Moolahs. The Greens. The Ka-Ching. The MONEY. Some girls are easy because they simply like the guy. Because of the guy's fame, or popularity, or because of his personality. If the girl is easy on us even if we don't have the money, she might just not be a Gold Digger. But if we drive a slick CAR, and we take them to a nice restaurant, or buy them expensive things, and all this are done without her even knowing us completely, and she becomes easy, we sort of have the Gold Digger Radar on. But we'll play along. Just so we can sleep with her.

THE GIRLS WHO MAY TAKE US OUT SHOPPING MORE OFTEN THAN SHE SHOULD
Gold Diggers like to "jalan-jalan". Kononnya that's a way to bond. Most girls like to jalan-jalan. But Gold Diggers have a real annoying habit. When they take us window shopping, they'll hint at us about how nice it would be if she can get that Dior shoes, or that stupid Coach bag, or some trash looking designer top. She'll hint at us hoping we'll get it for her. And if we can afford it, of course we'll get it for her. Just so we can sleep with her.

THE GIRLS WHO MAY NOT EAT AT MAMAK STALLS
This is one thing I thought was not real. But it seems like it's starting to become real. Some Gold Diggers of the lower class of Gold Diggers dont mind sitting down at a mamak stall. But the more expert ones arent afraid to show how fussy they are by saying they are afraid the water at mamak stalls are not clean enough. Or whatever bullshit they can come up with. The environment, the weather, the poeple, whatever reason they can make up, they'll say it. Those are "high end" Gold Diggers. For lads who aren't rich enough, they might not be able to cope. But for a lad as rich as I am, I'll play along. Just so I can sleep with her.

THE GIRLS WHO EXCESSIVELY CRITICIZE ANOTHER GIRLS CLOTHING - ESP THE BRAND
This usually becomes apparent after knowing a Gold Digger after for some time. Sometimes they can be a friend. Sometimes they can unfortunately be the girl a guy is dating. Either way, it is very unattractive. Especially if the person she is criticizing looks alright, although not wearing designer labels. But Gold Diggers will never say another girl looks alright, especially if she's not carrying an LV bag, or walking in a Jimmy Choo shoes. Gold Diggers know NOTHING but things that are superficial. Just like themselves. Especially if the stuff they wear aren't things they bought themselves. But because they got it from some other guys.

THE GIRLS WHO MAY WEAR FAKE OR REAL DESIGNER LABELS
Just like the above, a Gold Digger will want to make it clear she is high maintenance. She will go the distance to send out messages to her preys, telling them "this is me, if you think you are up for it, then you can approach me". I, of course, have all the money and experience I have to approach these ladies. Because if they happen to be wearing FAKES, it makes my job a lot more easier. If what they wear are things they bought second hand or for a cheap price, it still makes my job easy. But if they're wearing the real deal, hey, I'll still play along. Because the girl looks good to fuck. But maybe not too good to keep.

THE GIRLS WHO INSIST THE GUY PAYS FOR EVERYTHING
Gold Diggers have no mercy. Even for a small amount of money, they'll insist you do all the paying. At certain times, guys like me will pretend to forget where we place our wallet. So it takes a little time for us to look for it. A good girl will offer to pay first. As a gentlemen to ladies who have respect for themselves and to me, I will give her money back when I have found my wallet. But for Gold Diggers, she'll wait till you find that wallet. And if you keep on pretending to not remember where your wallet is, she'll HELP YOU look for it. Whereas her wallet is in her bag. It's either she's not in our league because she has no money or credit card to help pay first, or she's just a Gold Digger. Some Gold Diggers don't even deserve to be Gold Diggers. Because they behave like they're rich. But the truth is, they're not. This problem, is not difficult to notice. Of course we notice. We just pretend not to. Just because we wanna sleep with them.

At the end of the day, Gold Diggers usually end up with some old fart. Or some guy who will just end up keeping her, but he'll start eye-ing for another girl. A girl more sincere. More real. A girl with more respect for herself. And a girl who respects herself will respect a guy who will take care of her if she deserves it. A guy like me. But don't worry. I have no problem looking for a girl. Money is everything these days. Especially in a society where women are getting much more superficial.